Another Chance to Make the Same Mistakes

"Sixteen tons and whaddya get?. . . .'

Escalation of Hostility

When the time comes and the brains behind the muscle get what they fucking deserve.

Seven Deadly Dwarves

I originally drew this as a submission for a now defunct web imprint for Time/Warner. needless to say they were less than thrilled with the comedy stylings of myself and Mr. Chad Woody (the writer and letterer). Most people find it completely horrifying and I still think its pretty damn funny, but keep in mind we are the men who laughed uncontrollably while watching the Human Centipede.

What America means to me. . .

In the words of David Fuentes, "America is the best worst place in the world. It's like living in Candyland, but you have diabetes.

Babies

At the Request of Chad Woody:

I hear and obey, puppetmaster.

Escalation of Hostility

"Sometimes people get exactly what they have coming to them, it's just a question of intensity and duration"

HEY KIDS! (crappy) COMICS!

I imagine some people reading this will be way too young to remember the old comic book spinner rack with "Hey Kids! Comics!" on it, but I thought I'd try it anyway. I did the following minicomics almost fifteen years ago and I guess I still think they have some rude, oafish charm. The title of the strip was "Los Ninos Enojado Borrachio Muerte" or The Angry Drunken Dead Children. I could never really think of anything else for these little creeps to do past the four initial stories I drew, so it died pretty quickly. I'm including the two passable ones, and hopefully if I ever said anything bad about your work you feel better about how crappy this is (unless you're on the fox news channel then I don't apologize, you can still eat a whole bag of dicks).